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WOLM1: Part 6
SS: AHHH!!! QUICK! RUN BEFORE THEY CHARGE US!!! XF: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea..the police here... MG: Come back!
Police officer: GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NOW!! SS: Oh....
PO: HEY! I said put them in the air! GET ON THE GROUND!!! NOW!! *All the POs tackle SS to the ground* SS: *ow* XF: *sigh* I warned him... MG: AACK!!! Mazter!
Police Chief/Netsrik: Take him away. POs: This is a danger zone, you can't go any farther. XF: But I know that guy... POs: I said... PCN: Let me handle this, go escort the prisoner, we don't want him to escape. POs: Right away!
PCN: Ah Xerxes, a pleasure seeing you again. XF: *nervously* Uh, thank..you... It's semi-decen-*COUGH* Nice seeing you again also. I'm, uh, surprised you've gotten command of the police force... PCN: *with a smirk* I had to prove you wrong. But you do notice your friend is a deep pile of trouble? Now, we've been having some trouble of ourselves, and if you help us, I may be able to, shall we say, make your friend mysteriously disappear from prison. XF: Hmmm, what do want me to do? PCN: Well, we received notice of a transfer of illegal weapons and spice in an abadoned area of town, so, we want you to break it up, secure the contraband, and leave at least one prisoner to question. XF: Why can't you do this? PCN: We have a leak in our security system, every time we go out, it's either an ambush or a false alarm.
XF: Ok, you got yorself a deal. PCN: Here are the cooridantates. Once you're there, I'll give you further information on where to find the exact location. You'd better be there, or else your friend may find the penalty quite stiff and sudden. XF: *gulp* Don't worry, I'll be there. PCN: That's what I'm counting on, see you in exactly 6.25 hours. *6.245 hours later*
PCN: Ah, early as always. That's probably the only think good about you. XF: Uh, thanks... PCN: Here is the final address, the transfer should occur in half an hour. Go stop it.
XF: I'm on my way. PCN: Good luck, and maybe riddence. XF: *Grumbles*
?1: You found someone? PCN: Perhaps, we'll see after he comes back. IF he comes back. ?2: Well, I'm getting tired of waiting. If you don't find someone fast, the deal is off. PCN: Oh don't worry my friend, I'll find someone...I'll find someone... *27 minutes later*
XF: well, there the transfer. All right, here's the plan. I go down in the middle of them, and you two flank my sides. MG: Clear enough, I'm ready. XF: All right, ready...1, 2, 3....
XF: NOW!!! Smugglers: eh?
Chief Smuggler 1: Bah! I knew you would set me up! Chief Smuggler 2: I didn't! Really!
*XF throws one of his lightsabers at one man while igniting his back pack rocket* XF: Eat this, scumbags! Smuggler: AH! MY--*huck* *BOOM*
CS1: Oh, I gotta get outta here! Smuggler: Ah! *Blam* Ugh....*thump*
XF: No one escapes.
CS1: AAHH!!! MY FACE!!! Smuggler: *Hugh*
CS2: OH! Please don't kill me! XF: Don't worry, I won't.
XF: MG, where were you? I could've used some help! MG: Well, firzt I notized zat I had no meanz of getting down eazily. Zen I notized zat I had no weapon... XF: Ya ya, but you're supposed to be an asassain droid...
PCN: Ah, good job. CS2: AH!! Take me prisoner, please! I don't want to go back! Boss said if I failed on more mission he'd have my head... PCN: He did, did he? You may come in handy. Come on Xerx, you friend is up ahead.
SS: What took you so long? XF: Hush. PCN: Cut the chatter, we need all of you back at my headquaters. Sergeant! Sergeant: Yes chief? PCN: Signal the others to come and clean up this mess, along with securing the contraband and placing it in sector 4. Sergeant: Right away! PCN: Come on, we need to get going. *37 minutes later, at a local bar*
XF: Well, here we are. The Fe Hombre Cantina. SS: What does that mean? XF: I have no idea... Well, let's ask the bartender for...what was his name again... SS: The guy we're looking for? XF: Ya...hmmm... *looks at datadisk* Oh ya, the Black Mage.
Bartender: Hi, how may I help you? XF: Ya, uh, we're looking for someone named, the Black Mage. SS: Hey hey, let's see what drinks you got...
Bartender: Oh...um, he's right over there. XF: Thanks. SS: AH! Tecate! XF: Scorp! SS: All right, I'm coming...
XF: Are you the Black Mage? BM: Who asks? XF SS: Employers. XF: We heard you know where Samp Magittle is.
BM: Follow me.
DS: Eh, why are all those other guys at the table standing up, this seems suspicious...
SS: Eh.... XF: Oh boy, Netsrik never told me this would happen...
BM: All right, who are you and what do you want? SM: Tell us, before we blast you to microbes. XF: We're Xerxes Fett and Saber Scorpion, Nestrik told us to contact you regarding a contract. We got credits, lot's of credits....
BM: Contract? SM: Credits? BM, SM: I think you got yourselves a deal.
SM: Allow me to introduce myself and my men: I am Samp Magrittle, and these are (from left to right) Bloody Blade, Psuedo, Master Chief, Master Chef (our cook), and Hunter Holtarna. Two of my men are on another mission, so we woould be honored if your mandalorian friend here would join our team. DS: Uh, sure...
BM: I am the Black Mage, and I am invincible. SS: Invincible eh? BM: Oh yes. I got two lightsabers to block any incoming shots, and men behind me to provide covering fire. SS: I see... BM: But allow me to introduce my men (from left to right): Blood Snake, Lego Freak, my second in command: Syn, Sgt. Grunt, Metal Slugz, and Iron Man. XF: Pleasure to meet you all.
PCN: Oh, touching. Ok, now that the introductions are complete, I tell you your preliminary mission. XF: GAH!!! You always just come out of nowhere and freak me out... PCN: That's my job. But, thanks to some information Devon Starks provided, we were able to locate a hangar bay of Bogga the Hutt's. You need infiltrate the bay, insert this droid brain, and fly the drone ship over to Bogga's lair; to take out his out defenses. NOW GET TO IT!!!
Guard 1: Why does boss always make us guard this piece of junk, who would want it? Guard 2: Ya, it is pretty boring...it would be interesting if something happened tonight....
Guard 1: Hey, what that buzzing noise? Guard 2: Sounds like a vibrobla--
SS: Shut UP! Geez, these stupid guards do nothing but talk all night...
SM: All right, I'm inserting the brain... SS: Syn, will you knock over that decapitated body, it's freaking me out just standing there by itself...
*thump* SS: Thanks... Oh man, that blue highlight on the ship is going to make me puke... SM: Ok, I'm alerting Xerxes that the brain is in and the ship ready to go.
*over intercom* SM: It's all good to go. XF: All right, clear out, I'm taking it out of here. Let's hope those directions Devon gave me are easy to follow... *SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEEE* XF: Oh sithspit! I forgot these things don't have repulsorlifts... Scorp, could you give it a little boost with the force? SS: Sure thing, though I kinda liked it when you were scraping all that blue paint off... XF: Ok, turn right here, and....bingo! Here it is, locking on defense one, elimnated. Two, eliminated. Ugh, I'm taking fire.....Three, eliminated. I'm losing control...steer it towards....Four, eliminated. Lost contact... Ok, let's move out.
*1.37 hours later* SS: Hmm, looks abondoned... XF: Better not be, wait, I'm picking up something...
Voice: HO HO HO!!!! XF: Huh? Where... SS: Up. XF: Oohhh....
Bogga:
Bogga: HO HO HO!!!
XF: You and [i]what[/i] army?
XF: Oh my...
SS: Um, Xerx, I think we should....
BM: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Blaster fire*
Lego Freak: It will rain blood today.
Enemy trooper: *huct*
SM: Air division 1, gain some altitude.
Metal Slugz: Locking on the right e-web division....
Master Chef: Aiming at black division...
*speeder blast*
Metal Slugz: We lost lego freak...
*BLAM*
Psuedo: GAH!! MY ARM!
XF: Launching rocket, stand clear...
Master Chef: FROAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!
SM: We've lost Chef.
SS: Concetrate all power on the speeder.
Metal Slugz: Locking on speeder...GAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
XF: Aiming at speeder....We've lost Slugz!
Psuedo: My arm....I can't just not be able to shoot at nobody...must kill...someone...
Master Chief: Scorp! Look ou-*hugh*
SS: MCCCCCCCC!!!!!
SS: MC! I..
MC: Don't.....Go, avenge my..*huct* dea...th...*ugh*
SS: NONE shall survive my wrath! ROA!!
DS: Get the enemy air troops!
Enemy air trooper leader: Die, you scum.
Hunter holtarna: Go melee. *slices the enemy air trooper's gun in half*
SM: Die you scumbag.
Bloody blade: AAH! I lost BOTH my arms!
Sgt Grunt: What happened to you?
Psuedo: Must...kill...*ugh* loss of blood...
XF: Scorp! We have to get in before they start closing the doors!
SS: All right....
Iron Man: Wait!
Hunter Holtarna: Let's go. *both clash in a stunning vibroblade fight, each trying to get a good swing*
Bloody Blade: I can still kick people to their deaths! *Hunter Holtarna's opponent slices BB in half* GAH!!!
Psuedo: Gah! You clumsy limbless freak! Whoa! *falls over and passes out*
*Holtarna makes a bold move at his opponents arm, and pays for it*
HH: Agh!
Puesdo: *dazed* Whoa...must...get up...
MG: Wait!
SM: *BLAM* Devon, take care of that fool. Xerxes, resistence is waning...
*Syn is flamed by the enemy*
BM: SYYYYYYYYN!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
XF: Almost there....
Sgt. Grunt: Eat this! *pop pop* Ha! *BLAM* Ugh...*dead*
BM: RAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
Psuedo: *BLAM* HA HA!!! I KILLED SOMEONE!!! I--whoa...dizzy... *faints*
SM: The doors closed, where are Scorp and Xerx?
DS: Well, I saw Puesdo, and behind him a trail of blood...
BM: Scorp, Xerx, and Iron Man must have gotten through...
DS: Hmm, I suppose Scorp's droid and Xerxes' cat did also...
BM: You too look for survivors, I'll try to cut through this door...Sithspit! It's layered with cortosis...This will take a while..
SM: I'll contact my two other men, they should have completed their mission by now. Let's hope this door will come down easily, and that there are more survivors thatn just us....
XF: Whew, we made it. Hmm, three ways to go, now which is the right way...
SS: I say we split up, and eventually we'll what we're looking for.
Iron man: But if we do that, then we have a higher chance of getting killed because we'll be by ourselves.
XF: I agree with Iron, so let's all just go forward first, and then-
Iron Man: LOOK OUT!!!
*CRASH!*
XF: *ugh* Wha...IRON!
MG: AAHHH!!!
XF: Iron man! Are you all right! Don't die, please God, don't let him die! No!
Iron man: SI...lo lamento, ya los ayude bastante...
SS: He's gone... *mumbling: And what the heck did he say....*
XF: NO! He was too young to die... Oh iron... Why? WHY!?
*evil laughter*
XF: What's that?
SS: Up ahead! Quick!
SS: Who are you?
Mysterious man: I go by the name Tidus Darklighter, and I had the wonderful pleasure of killing your friend over there.
XF: NOOOO!!!!
SS: Wait! Xerx-
XF: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
TD: HA ha ha!
SS: XERX!
Kitty: HISS!!!
XF: RAAAAGH!!!
TD: You fool.
SS: Xerx! Look ou-
XF: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
SS: NOOO!!!
MG: OOHH!!!
Kitty: *Growl*
SS: *eyes the trapdoor nervously*
TD: Oh don't worry my friend, I won't put you down there also, I'd rather kill you myself.
SS: All MG, just like that one time on Dantooine...ready...
SS: GO!
*TD cuts MG in half and then cuts off his arm*
SS: No! Not [i]again[/i]!
TD: HA HA ha! You cannot prevail against me!
SS: *losing balance* Whoa!
MG: Just when I got repaired...
Kitty: Meeerrrow....
SS: Oof!
TD: HA! Who taught you how to fight!? You're droid!?
SS: No...
SS: Myself!
TD: Ha ha ha! Yes, give in to your hatred....
TD: Join me, and join the darkside...
SS: Hey, you know...That's probably not a bad idea!
TD: What?
SS: DIIIIIE!!!!!
TD: *mumbling: That's not what they're supposed to say....*
MG: Almost got the gun....
SS: Ha! They called me Saber Scorpion for a reason!
TD: Whoa....
MG: Don't worry kitty! I'll blazt that bird!
SS: Now who's the master, eh? Beat you at your own game!
TD: *grunt*
MG: Ha h- whoa... *fall over*
Kitty: *purr purr*
TD: We shall see...
*kicks Scorp away*
SS: *ooof*
TD: You know what they say: Live to fight another day. Farewell, I shall kill your friend now, if he isn't dead already.
SS: HEY! No one's leaving!
*16 minutes back in time*
XF: uuhhh...oohhh.....
Bogga: Ho ho,
XF: Why were you trying to kill us?
Bogga:
XF: NOOO!!!!
*Bogga slaps Xerx across the room with his tail*
XF: Aaah!
XF: *groan*
Bogga:
Bogga: RAAAGH!!!
XF: whoa!
Bogga:
Bogga: RAAAGH!!!!
XF: Whoops! Missed me...he he...
Bogga: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
XF: Naw, you're as slow and stupid as a slug.
XF: Need some spice?
Bogga:
Bogga:
XF: Ahhh.... HA!
Bogga: UUrroh!
Bogga: *uuugh*
XF: Oh, don't tell me you give up already!
Bogga:
XF: You will [i]try[/i], get it right...
Bogga:
XF: Whoa!
XF: Hey now...
Bogga:
XF: *groan*
Bogga:
XF: Except this time you'll die first!
Bogga: FROOAAAHH!!!
*Bogga slap Xerx across the room with his tail*
*Crash!*
XF: uuuhhh.... *faints*
Bogga: Oohhh...
TD: *panting* Master...
Bogga:
SS: Right here!
XF: RAAAGGH!!!!
TD: RAAH!!
SS: Hey! My gun!
TD: HRUGH!
SS: Whoa!
Bogga: RAAGH!
XF: Unh!
SS: *hunh*
TD: HA HA!!!
XF: SCOORP!!!
Bogga: HO HO HO!!
TD: Now for-huh? My lightsaber-
XF: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
*BLAM BLAM*
TD: *hugh..*
Bogga: ROAGH!!
XF: Unh....
Bogga:
SS: Not so fast, ugly!
XF: Scorp?!
Bogga: GGAAAAHHH!!!!
XF: Oh man, that is gross...Right through his mouth..
SS: I don't hink I ever want to use that lightsaber again...
XF: Scorp...How did you-
SS: Cortosis layered armor, my firend. Shuts off lighsabers when they strike it. Comes in very handy.
XF: I'm gonna have to get some of that stuff...
PCN: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
XF: GAAH!!!
SS: It's only Nestrik..
XF: I know...
BM: What happened here?! It smells terrible!
PCN: Ah, Xerxes, suprised to see you still alive.
XF: *mumbling: Gald you had so much confidence in me...*
SS: Who are those guys over there?
PCN: Some of Samp's other mercs were with us on our mission, the other two are still outside surveying the battlefield.
SS: Where's MG?
XF: And my cat?
BM: Oh man, this reeks... I think I'm going to faint...or throwup...
*crash!*
MG: I'll blazt them! Even if cozts me my other appendagez!
SS: Well, considering how you only have one left, I guess it wouldn't be too herioc...
MG: Mazter...
SS: I was only joking MG!
XF: Kitty! You're back! And you brought me...a dead bird.. Thanks...
Kitty: *purr purr*
XF: How many men did we lose?
Sharp Glass: Nine are confirmed dead, and one is missing. You did quite well, considering you were facing an enemy that was over four times your strength.
SS: Who's missing?
Sharp Glass: Iron man.
XF: What?! He was crushed by a boulder right by the entrance! Wasn't he there?!
Sharp Glass: Umm, no...I saw the boulder, but no body...
SS: Strange...
PCN: We should be moving out, darkness will be falling.
XF: It has already...
THE END
*two days after the battle, a seven gun salute is done for those who gave their lives for the cause*
Sharp Glass: ATTENTION!
Sharp Glass: READY!
Sharp Glass: AIM!
Sharp Glass: FIRE!
*BOOM!*
Sharp Glass: CEASE FIRE! ABOUT FACE! FORWARD...MARCH!
Pseudo: Any word on the artificial arm?
DS: Well, the model you wanted came on in 'left', so we may have to settle for...
SS: *reading the plaque* For the ten men remembered inside, who gave their lives for the cause of duty...
PCN: Xerx, where are you going?
SS: This field will be christened "Field of Noble Blood"...
XF: To pay my respects...
SS: And this mountain, "Mt. Valor"...
XF: For the brave departed souls...
Databank of casualties(from left to right)
Lego Freak: Lego freak was reported to have killed one man before being blown to bits by enemy artillery. His last reported words were "It will rain blood today." He was the first casuality.
Sgt. Grunt: Sgt. Grunt was reported to have killed one to two men, before being shot three times in the chest. His last reported words were "Eat this!" He was the ninth casuality.
Bloody Blade: Bloody Blade was reported to have killed one man before eventually having both his arms blown off and then being cut in half. His last reported words were "I lost both my arms!" He was the seventh casuality.
Blood Snake: Blood Snake was reported to have shot one man before he spun out of control, ruptering his jetpack and killing three more. His last reported words were "Too late!" He was the sixth casuality.
Syn: Syn was reported to have killed two to three men before being burned to death by a flamethrower. His last reported words are unknown. He was the eighth casuality.
Hunter Holtarna: Hunter Holtarna was reported to have killed one man before being stabbed in the chest by a vibroblade. His lasted reported words were "Go melee." He was the fith casuality.
Master Chef: Master Chef was reported to have killed two to three men before ironically being cooked alive by a flamethrower. His last reported words were "Locking on black squad." He was the second casuality.
Metal Slugz: Metal Slugz was reported to have killed three to five men, before being burned to death by a flamethrower. His last reported words were "Locking on speeder..." He was the third casuality.
Master chief: Master Chief was reported to have killed two to three men before taking a shot that was meant for Saber Scorpion. His last reported words were "Go, avenge my death." He was the fourth casuality.
Iron Man: Iron Man was reported to have killed two to three men before being crushed by a boulder that was meant for Xerxes Fett. His last reported words were " SI...lo lamento, ya los ayude bastante... " He was the last casuality, but mysteriously his body disappeared. There have been reports of someone by the name of Iron Man in the Outer Rim, but these reports have not been verified...
The amount of enenmy deaths caused by these range from 19-26
enemy soldiers.
Databank of survivors who arrived after the battle.
Spartan II: Spartan II became the Black Mage's next second in command...
Lucius: Lucius was sent by the Black Mage to hire more mercenaries for his personal army...
Sharp Glass: Sharp Glass returned to the Outer Rim and founded the Allaince of Charon...
Clanky: Clanky was sent by Samp Magittle to hire more mercenaries for his personal army...
Databank of battle suvivors.
Nestrik: Nestrik continued her job as commander in chief of the Cortheca police force. Some have suggesteed that Nestrik actually tolerates Xerxes now, although these claims have not been verified...
Black Mage: The Black Mage soon left to recruit more mercenaries for his personal army. He has been keeping a low profile, and now seems to not hold as much confidence in his abilities...
Samp Magittle: Samp Magittle took various jobs for the Empire before finally returning to rebuild his shattered army.
Devon Starks: Devon Starks also took various jobs for the Empire, before joining Samp Magittle as his second in command.
Pseudo: Pseudo came out of the battle with only one arm. He was promised an artificial arm if he stayed with Samp Magittle, but fearing that he would lose his other arm, he finally decided to retire on a planet in the Outer Rim.
Databank of leaders.
MG-16: MG-16 came out of the battle without his arm and both his legs. Although the arm was able to be fixed fairly easily, his legs were totally ruined.
Saber Scorpion: Though Scorp was able to get some credits for killing the Hutt, it did not make up for the cost of repairing MG-16 again and again. He came from the battle thoroughly fed up, in debt, and ready to go on another hunt, preferably an easier yet better-paying one.
Xerxes Fett: Xerxes Fett, now that opposition to him has been neutralized, prepares his armada to make its secretive appearence to the galaxy...
Kitty: Kitty came out of all of this well fed and fat; and has now retired from it's life of ferociousness to life of luxary and napping...
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