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Saber-Scorpion and Xerxes Fett attempt to flee the ambush by blocking insane numbers of lasers with their lightsabers. In typical Star Wars fashion, Xerxes's cat and MG-16 walk calmly through the crossfire, and are miraculously missed every time.
SS: "Quick! Run, Xerxes!"
Xerxes Fett Force-jumps out of the battle, leaping at one of the soldiers.
Scorp performs a lightning-fast maneuver, spinning about and stabbing one merc behind him while blocking a blast with his other lightsaber.
One mercenary gets tired of missing everyone, so he blasts MG-16's limbless body.
XF: "RETREAT!!!"
MG-16: "NEVER! NEVER again zhall I zay that thingz cannot get any worze!!!"
Mandalorian: "Stop them, men! They're going to steal my speeder!"
SS: "Hey, look! He left his keys!"
MG: "Look at me! Juzt LOOK AT ME!!!"
XF: "Hurry up, Scorp! I can't block all of them!"
SS: "It's going as fast as it can!"
Merc: "Ah, nuts. Now all we got left is this stoopid car..."
Mandalorian: "It's YOUR fault! And if they blow up my speeder, I'll have your head! Now follow them!"
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Butler: "Here is your wine, sir."
Rich guy: "So, ladies, how do you like it here? Enjoying the party?"
Brown-haired lady: "You have a very nice car."
Rich guy: "Yes, certainly. It should be nice... I paid over 40,000 credits for it."
SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! CRASH!!!
Girls: "EEEK!"
Rich guy: "Bloody 'ell! Jeeves, get my lawyer on the phone, STAT!"
SS: "What the - This thing had no brakes!"
XF: "Uh, Scorp... They're coming!!!"
Scorp flies up to the balcony with his jetpack. XF climbs up the railing.
MG-16: "Ah, guyz? GUYZ!?!"
CRAAAASSH!!!!
Mandalorian: "On the balcony, men! HURRY!"
SS: "Hey-hey! Wait, ladies!"
XF: "We don't have time for that, Scorp!"
SS: "Get in, Xerxes! We'll hold the fort from inside!"
SS: "Now what do we do?" XF: "Like you said, wait for them to come to us."
XF: "The guns... they've stopped."
SS: "Hey, I wonder what happened to Emjee and your cat?"
Merc: "What do we do, sir?"
Mandalorian: "Stand aside, I'll take care of it!"
Scorp: "Sithspit!!! It's a grenade!"
XF: "I got it! I got it!"
SS: "Toss it out the window!"
SLAM!
XF: "Uh-oh..."
XF: "Bingo!"
SS: "NOW HIT THE DIRT!!!"
SHAFWOOM!
Mandalorian: "There they go, men! The sound of victory... All of you in the helmets go inside and bring me their bodies."
Merc: "Yes, sir!"
Merc #1: "Woah, what happened here?"
Merc #2: "Well, it looks like one of them tossed the grenade into that poor unfortunate droid, thereby saving themselves from taking the brunt of the grenade's damage."
Merc #1: "Gee, thanks for that grasp of the obvious, Sherman."
Merc #2: "Uhh... it's... Sherlock, sir."
Merc #1: "Oh, well I... JUST CHECK THE BATHROOM!"
Merc: "Doesn't look like there's anyone in here ta me..."
Merc: "What the... Hey, it's the silver Mandalore with the cat!"
SS: "Too late, Mercs! Now die!"
Merc: "Wa-wa-woooaaah!"
Scorp: "There's one more in the hall..."
SPLASH!
Girl: "Please don't hurt me!"
Mandalorian: "What is taking them so LONG?!"
XF: "Hmm... You know, we probably should have left at least one of them alive to interrogate..."
SS: "Hello there, ma'am..."
Rich guy: "It's about TIME you got here! I just had my car towed! You owe me, bigtime!"
Girl: "My hero..."
Rich Guy: "Not ONLY is there the car, but ALSO the deck, the blast-marks on my wall, and who knows WHAT damage you caused inside..."
XF: "Sir, aren't you just glad no one got hurt? Um, on your side I mean?"
Rich guy: "Wh-wha?!"
*STUN*
SS: "It was no problem, really. My name's Saber-Scorpion, what's yours? Um, and your phone number?"
XF: "Come on, Scorp, we have to go find MG and my cat."
SS: "Oh, right... I'll call!" XF: "Scorp..."
SS: "Ah, you're just jealous that I got to save the girl."
MG: "Ah, there you are, zir! Az you can zee, thiz highly intelligent cat managed to drag me to a medical zenter that alzo repairz droidz! NO THANKZ TO YOU! Can we get a cat too, zir?"
SS: "What... Wait a minute... They just repaired you like that? You look just like new!"
MG: "Well, of courze I gave them my zpezificazionz, zir..."
XF: "Uh, Scorp, I think this bill that this man just handed me... for about 30,000 credits... is for you."
SS: "EMJEE!!!!"
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