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XF: "Hi there! I'm Xerxes Fett, who are you?"
SS: "I am known as Saber Scorpion, care to be allies?"
XF: "Sure..."
XF and SS simultaneously: "IF YOU'RE DEAD!!!"
(after a few minutes of an intense barrage of laser fire, both combatents run out of ammo)
XF: "Let's see how trained your force powers are."
SS: "Better than you think."
(the two then whip out their lightsabers, and run at each other)
(insert matrix music here)
XF: "Can you handle my twin lightsabers?"
SS: "Easily."
XF: "Then how about..."
XF: "THIS!"
SS: "I have a few of my own tricks up my sleeve."
(after a rigourous lightsaber battle; both combatents, physically and mentally exhausted, decide to settle it the easy way.)
XF: "Ok, there's only one way to settle this conflict, who's taller?"
SS: "HA HA!!! I win!"
XF: "Hey, your antenna thingie is up though. It's not fair unless you retract it like me."
SS: "Oh, blast... Hey, what's that giant cat doing in the background?"
XF: "Uh oh..."
(a low growling noise is followed by screams of terror and excruciating pain, as both are devoured by the Grizzlemous Mons. The monstrous feline then proceeds to take a bath, purring as he does it. An hour later a hairball if coughed up with the remains of Xerxes Fett and Saber Scorpion).
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